Lonely husband swipes on Tinder while wife is away, finds her profile. Still unknown if either one likes pina coladas or getting caught in the rain [Awkward]


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It’s called a divorce, dude and dudette.

Get one.

A nameless man who anonymously posted in a Reddit thread told an unverifiable story. I’m confident that this is completely real, though.

Pocket Ninja: A nameless man who anonymously posted in a Reddit thread told an unverifiable story. I’m confident that this is completely real, though.

Are you suggesting that someone on the internet would lie for attention?

I am withholding judgement until I hear Senator Vreenak’s thoughts on this.

Another “article” restating a reddit post? Do links to reddit just not get greenlit or something?

Don’t those apps only show you people that are nearby using the phones GPS or something?
If she was out of town, why would she come up?

Never used them so I could be wrong but thought that was how they worked.

Chabash: Pocket Ninja: A nameless man who anonymously posted in a Reddit thread told an unverifiable story. I’m confident that this is completely real, though.

Are you suggesting that someone on the internet would lie for attention?


Some people would, but as a member of the Royal Family, I would not.

More random reddit comments repackaged as news articles. Hard Pass.

Chabash: Pocket Ninja: A nameless man who anonymously posted in a Reddit thread told an unverifiable story. I’m confident that this is completely real, though.

Are you suggesting that someone on the internet would lie for attention?


You really think someone would do that?

Barricaded Gunman: Chabash: Pocket Ninja: A nameless man who anonymously posted in a Reddit thread told an unverifiable story. I’m confident that this is completely real, though.

Are you suggesting that someone on the internet would lie for attention?

Some people would, but as a member of the Royal Family, I would not.


I know.  Why would somebody lie about being a French Model like I am?  It’s hard work drinking wine and eating baguettes in between shoots.

Hope they stay together. Not go out and screw the lives of two innocent people.

These amateurs and their excuses.
Try this: I was at home, [pick one]: (a) reading the bible, (b) planning a vacation with my wife, (c) watching TV and a friend sent me an email with the link to my wife’s profile on Tinder. Then you go into the whole victim spiel and your shock, horror and disappointment.
If wife asks to see the email: “I deleted it I didn’t want them to be involved any more than they are now. Who they were makes no difference.
Covering your ass is a dying art.

stuffy: Hope they stay together. Not go out and screw the lives of two innocent people.

It sounds like both of them are already trying to do that, even without separating.

This is obviously the new century’s version of “Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me….”

abhorrent1: Don’t those apps only show you people that are nearby using the phones GPS or something?
If she was out of town, why would she come up?

Never used them so I could be wrong but thought that was how they worked.


So she’s “out of town” but her GPS shows up nearby. Not unheard of tactic, especially before GPS and cell phones.

zbtop: More random reddit comments repackaged as news articles. Hard Pass.

These and twitter links are absolute garbage.

Dear Reddit,
I can’t believe this happened to me..

My wife and I swipe female profiles together.  More fun that way.

Chabash: Pocket Ninja: A nameless man who anonymously posted in a Reddit thread told an unverifiable story. I’m confident that this is completely real, though.

Are you suggesting that someone on the internet would lie for attention?


My girlfriend, Morgan Fairchild, says that it never happens.  Yeah.

“Just downloaded it because I was lonely…”

So what’s your problem with your wife doing the same thing?  What a d-bag.

May be I should RTFA because now I want to know what happened when he hooked up with her.

naw

Chabash: Are you suggesting that someone on the internet would lie for attention?

My first wife, Morgan Fairchild was vehemently against me lying online and I had to abide because she paid the bills.
Unfortunately for me my current hot girlfriend has the same standards, but she’s Canadian.

You know… looking for it is the first step in committing adultery.

So…was today just some particularly slow news day Drew?

I feel like it must have been a slow news day.

Magnus: My girlfriend, Morgan Fairchild

Bah

Turbo Cojones: My wife and I swipe female profiles together.  More fun that way.

Your wife, Morgan Fairchild?

Magnus: Chabash: Pocket Ninja: A nameless man who anonymously posted in a Reddit thread told an unverifiable story. I’m confident that this is completely real, though.

Are you suggesting that someone on the internet would lie for attention?

My girlfriend, Morgan Fairchild, says that it never happens.  Yeah.


/damn you. Tiny fist…

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Trocadero: abhorrent1: Don’t those apps only show you people that are nearby using the phones GPS or something?
If she was out of town, why would she come up?

Never used them so I could be wrong but thought that was how they worked.

So she’s “out of town” but her GPS shows up nearby. Not unheard of tactic, especially before GPS and cell phones.


Well yeah she could obviously be lying about being out of town. If she really was out of town though, that would make this story total BS.

PapermonkeyExpress: Magnus: Chabash: Pocket Ninja: A nameless man who anonymously posted in a Reddit thread told an unverifiable story. I’m confident that this is completely real, though.

Are you suggesting that someone on the internet would lie for attention?

My girlfriend, Morgan Fairchild, says that it never happens.  Yeah.

/damn you. Tiny fist…


My girlfriend, Morgan Fairchild, loves my lighting fast fingers.  Great for typing, too.

HedlessChickn: It’s called a divorce, dude and dudette.

Get one.


Then they can start having sex with each other again.

Chabash: Pocket Ninja: A nameless man who anonymously posted in a Reddit thread told an unverifiable story. I’m confident that this is completely real, though.

Are you suggesting that someone on the internet would lie for attention?


That would be ridiculous.

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Jeebus Saves: zbtop: More random reddit comments repackaged as news articles. Hard Pass.

These and twitter links are absolute garbage.


without twitter links, the POL tab would close down

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That’s the one I was looking for.

Chabash: Pocket Ninja: A nameless man who anonymously posted in a Reddit thread told an unverifiable story. I’m confident that this is completely real, though.

Are you suggesting that someone on the internet would lie for attention?


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“A month ago she left on a business trip for a week and I found myself downloading Tinder on a particularly lonely night. I don’t even know why. I didn’t have any intentions”Then you should be ready to believe her when she tells you the same farking lie.

“I swiped and we matched.”
So, she swiped on him first.
She
caught him.

70Ford: “I swiped and we matched.”
So, she swiped on him first.
She caught him.

Or this didn’t actually happen.

MST3K: Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

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Magnus: PapermonkeyExpress: Magnus: Chabash: Pocket Ninja: A nameless man who anonymously posted in a Reddit thread told an unverifiable story. I’m confident that this is completely real, though.

Are you suggesting that someone on the internet would lie for attention?

My girlfriend, Morgan Fairchild, says that it never happens.  Yeah.

/damn you. Tiny fist…

My girlfriend, Morgan Fairchild, loves my lighting fast fingers.  Great for typing, too.


Morgan Fairchild is my sugga momma, what you talking about?

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/ she likes my mustache rides

When my love swears that she is made of truth,
I do believe her, though I know she lies,
That she might think me some untutored youth,
Unlearnèd in the world’s false subtleties.

rudemix: “A month ago she left on a business trip for a week and I found myself downloading Tinder on a particularly lonely night. I don’t even know why. I didn’t have any intentions”Then you should be ready to believe her when she tells you the same farking lie.

I don’t know, I sorta believe.  I’ve been tempted to download because I think it would be fun to look but there’s no way I’m stupid enough to put that on my phone.  If caught, it doesn’t matter if you ever even opened it.

Now, actually creating an account with your real photo and everything, can’t get out of that one for sure.

cgraves67: 70Ford: “I swiped and we matched.”
So, she swiped on him first.
She caught him.

Or this didn’t actually happen.


Of course it’s real.  Haven’t you read a Penthouse Forum?

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cgraves67: 70Ford: “I swiped and we matched.”
So, she swiped on him first.
She caught him.

Or this didn’t actually happen.


I’m willing to accept your view as total truth. This never happened.

HedlessChickn: It’s called a divorce, dude and dudette.

Get one.


Why? They’re made for each other – I think they should meet each other out of state with assumed names in a dark location. I think the woman’s name should be Doris….

Bill the unknowing: HedlessChickn: It’s called a divorce, dude and dudette.

Get one.

Why? They’re made for each other – I think they should meet each other out of state with assumed names in a dark location. I think the woman’s name should be Doris….


What’s his name, Boris?

I hate that song.  Hate it hate it hate it!

/Hate it.

stuffy: Hope they stay together. Not go out and screw the lives of two innocent people.

You think she will stop at two?

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